We’re all gonna make it
Paste this into your wallet for more info.
The market is bleeding and the timeline is telling you your shift starts at nine. You have one word. Say it until it’s true.
Before the inus. Before the frogs. Before the cats, the hats and every meta that came and went in a weekend — there was one phrase that every single person in crypto said out loud.
Dogecoin got billions. Pepe got billions. Shib got billions. WAGMI united all of them and never got a runner. It belonged to everyone, so nobody minted it.
Every crash, the same joke. Portfolio down, timeline up: your shift starts at nine. Fill out the application. Have fun staying poor.
Except McDonald’s was in on it. Their account tweeted wagmi, replied to exchanges, and when a man credited them with marking the Bitcoin bottom they asked: “is it because i said wagmi”.
You don’t apply to McDonald’s because you didn’t make it. You hold McDonald’s because you still think you will.
$WAGMI is paired directly with MCD. Crypto’s oldest rallying cry against crypto’s oldest backup job. From flipping burgers to flipping the narrative.
Not a narrative somebody wrote last week. Real posts, real accounts, four years apart.
how are you doing people who run crypto twitter accounts
JAN 24, 2022 · 135K LIKES
wagmi friend
JAN 24, 2022 · REPLYING TO AN EXCHANGE
gm, friday mood: wagmi maxxing
OCT 15, 2026 · 13.8K VIEWS
the wagmi nft uncs are about to lose their minds
OCT 16, 2026
Phantom or Solflare. Put some SOL in it.
Hit the buy button and connect the wallet you just funded.
It should read MCD, and the contract should match the one above. Nothing else is us.
We’re all gonna make it.